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Edgar is nothing.
Edgar is a God.
Edgar is dada.
Edgar is cynical.
Edgar is an egomaniac.
Edgar is a performance piece.
Edgar is a fagshist.
Edgar is a nihilist.
Edgar is trying too hard.
Edgar is watching you.
Edgar is an European.
Edgar is surreal.
Edgar is pretentious.
Edgar is appropriation.
Edgar is institutionally critiquing institutional critique.
Edgar is our only hope.
Edgar is patient zero.
Edgar is sponsoring today's episode of your favorite podcast.
Edgar is weaving fables.
Edgar is a jackass of all trades.
Edgar is sliding into Pandora's box.
Edgar is calling Tyrone.
Edgar is internet culture.
Edgar is di Queen.
Edgar is currently based in Berlin.
Edgar is showboating.
Edgar is the catcher in the rye.
Edgar is absurd.
Edgar is blasphemous.
Edgar is peaking.
Edgar is a motherfucking monster.
Edgar is an artist, and he's sensitive about his shit.
Edgar is hosting his own cancel party.
Edgar is interested in being current, not infinite.
Edgar is an academy award winning character actor.
Edgar is a meme.
Edgar is getting inspired.
Edgar is a Capricorn sun, Leo rising and Aries moon.
Edgar is the moment.
Edgar is is writing this.
Edgar is a work in progress.
Edgar is an influencer.
Edgar is timeless.
Edgar is me.
Edgar is you.
Edgar is nameless here for evermore.
Edgar is dead, long live Edgar.